Lemonade + pulled pork = worst throw up combination, ever!!
Threw up on myself :(
He REALLY likes skateboards, vaginas, airplanes and cats. In that order.
If I throw up one more time ….
I’m gonna be a mommy again :)
4 days and 300 stitches later, back on the ice. It also caused 9 people to faint in the stands, 2 of them had heart attacks, and caused 2 players to throw up on the ice.
Hockey = Yes
This dude is the fucking man. His throat was slit open, and he still left the ice walking on his own two feet. So much respect.
He fucking acted so calm during this too. I would be freaking out like jesus christ haha
His trainer stuck his fucking hand into his neck to pinch off the blood. So gross, but so badass.
How the hell did his neck get slit open?
hockey=tougher than all.
FUCK ALL OTHER SPORTS
I remember when this happened. It’s ironic because I was talking about hockey yesterday to someone.
Exactly why goalies are forced to wear neck guards!
When i have a bottle of beer but no bottle opener